I'm sitting at my desk and see an armored car pull up. The driver gets out, and heads into our building, clearly to do a pick-up at our on-site bank. A few minutes later, I see him walking out with a full bag.
I say "Does this guy have any idea how easy it would be for me to take him out with ONE shot from a sniper rifle?!? This guy is a moron...look at him!!! It's almost too easy."
At which point I realized that I was saying this aloud.